Today’s front-page headline of the Immortal Daily:
“Attention! A New Rebel Has Joined the Heavenly Court!”
Reportedly, this individual is the new little sidekick adopted by the Great Deity of the Three Platforms and Sea Manifestations, nicknamed “Fourth Great-Aunt.”
Sun Dasheng rebels openly, Erlang Shen rebels secretly, the Third Prince rebels whenever he feels like it, and as for Fourth Great-Aunt—if you rebel, I rebel; she follows wherever the rebellion leads.
These individuals do nothing else, but just by gathering together to chat, they make the Jade Emperor lose sleep.
It would be one thing if they were merely powerful themselves, but their backgrounds are each more formidable than the last.
Taiyi Zhenren, Yuding Zhenren, Bodhi Patriarch…
The Jade Emperor cannot afford to offend the first two, and the last one is someone he absolutely cannot provoke. Only that Fourth Great-Aunt seems to have no significant background, possessing only a grandfather who supposedly works in the Heavenly Court.
Amidst the countless gods and Buddhas, Shen Fuxing carries a portrait with her, asking everyone she meets: “Hello, have you seen my grandpa?”
No one has.
The man cannot be found among the Heavenly Soldiers or the Celestial Attendants either.
However, Hongjun Patriarch kindly presented a plate of glutinous rice cakes, pointed with his whisk, and smiled: “Child, if you finish this plate of snacks, I shall become your sworn elder brother.”
Bodhi Patriarch: “Copying Zhenyuanzi’s formula? Points deducted! Stealing my lines? Major points deducted!! Throw him out!!”
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